Friday, 27 December 2013
The KNUST Diaries - The Aluta Years (4) - Repu Waakye
The KNUST Diaries - The Aluta Years (3) - Aboagyewa
“London, London, London!”
He had pumped his two fists vigorously as he said that. Then, just as quickly as he had come in, he had left. He lived in Kumasi and there was no point coming in on a Saturday. He had brought his luggage and registered, but he was going to go back home and would be back Sunday evening to prepare for lectures.
It was dark now and the courtyard was well-lit with little electrical bulbs in the grass. They were beautiful. The ritual of people arriving continued throughout the evening. I had had enough by now. I had been sitting on the balcony all day. I went to lie on my bed to rest. Then just as I was beginning to nod off, I heard the sound of drumming from the “Always Around” and then shortly, the singing had started. It was the famous Aboagyewaa Choir. You see, there was a little naked female statue in the courtyard. It was said, by the students, to be the goddess of Unity Hall. The students had named her Aboagyewaa and subsequently formed the choir to sing her praises. And they sang beautifully, except that the words of all the songs they sang had been replaced with the most vulgar lyrics one could imagine. It was all light-hearted stuff but the people in the choir, took their job rather seriously.
“And in that hole” the leader was singing
“And in that hole” an enthusiastic response from the choir
“There was a prick” the choir leader
“There was a prick” the choir
“It was a very huge prick” the leader
“It was a very huge prick” the choir
“That you ever did see” the leader
“That you ever did see” the choir
And then everybody,
“The prick in the hole,
“The hole in the ass,
“And the black hair’s all around
“The black hair’s all around.
The singing continued. Every now and again a lone voice in the choir would shout
There was no way I was going to lie in bed with such beautiful singing in the distance. I quickly descended to the ground floor and to the "Always Around" to take part in the singing. It was fun listening, but it was even more fun singing along. I began to notice the main characters in the group and in particular, an elderly bearded gentleman in a blue suit who sat quietly but would every now and again interject with shouts of “praise the lord”. His name, I was later to find out, was Mr Samson. He was a mature student, having come to the university after several years of teaching in secondary schools. His dry sense of humour, had won him many friends. He took the Aboagyewaa choir so seriously; he always wore a blue suit, just to sing.
The story was told of when the Aboagyewa choir was travelling to Cape Coast in a bus and had stopped at a service station for a break. When they had all settled to continue their journey, three women had approached the driver. Their car had broken down and they wanted a lift to Cape Coast. The students had encouraged the driver to allow them in. The women had hopped in and sat by the elderly man in a blue suit, perhaps for some crumbs of comfort in what appeared to be a bus full of rowdy young people. As soon as the bus had moved, the singing had begun in earnest. The women had been horrified by what they were hearing. One of them had turned to the silent elderly bearded man in a blue suit on her right, to express her anxiety:
“Sir, are we ok? Who are these people and where are they going?”
“Oh never mind Madam” Mr Samson had reassured her “we are all students from the KNUST. We are just going to Cape Coast to find some women to fuck.”
Early next morning, I had been woken from my slumber by loud banging on the rails on the staircase and shouting on the corridor.
“Ooooh, ooooh oooooh!!
As soon as I opened my door to find out what was happening, I was grabbed. To my left and to my right I could see other guys with long faces being held. I presumed they were all first years as well. We were all marched to the pond in the courtyard, Kwame Nkrumah’s pond, the one with the red fish. It was “ponding” time. We stood in a queue as one after the other, we were dropped in the pond and our heads quite dangerously submerged till we were almost out of breath before being released. The guy in front of me was shaking uncontrollably. He called out to one of the seniors;
“Charley, I don’t think I can cope with this. I have an allergy”
“Hey!” The senior had shouted “Guys, listen to this guy, oretutu brofo. What was it? Alleeee…. what? Take him away and give him the treatment for that!”
He received the worse ponding of all. But the initiation was over, and we knew, that as long as we did not step on any toes, we would be free from ponding for the rest of the year. But then, Modibo had arrived that evening and quite casually expressed dissatisfaction at having missed his room mate’s initiation.
“Ooooh! Oooooh!” he had started
There were seniors popping up from every corner in response to the chant. The worse one could do in a circumstance like that was to give any resistance. You were far better off taking it in your stride and praying that it would be over soon.
Saturday, 14 December 2013
The KNUST Diaries – The Aluta Years (2) – Kakraba Cromwell
Friday, 13 December 2013
The KNUST Diaries - The AlutaYears 1 - Kumasi Here I Come
I had not been impressed by Kumasi. I
still remembered Kumasi, somewhere in the little crevices of my mind from my
transit through the city as a five year old. Then it had been a garden city.
The Kumasi I saw when I went to the University was nothing but a dust bowl. It
was a town where all buildings had developed a brownish hue from the dust in
the atmosphere. You dared not wear white clothes to town. You just might not be
able to wear them ever again. And even when you wore dark clothes, your hair
would just about give you away as having been into the dust bowl. The dust
irritated your eyes, your nose and everywhere else. They irritated your food.
When one bought kenkey and fish from the roadside, one could just about taste
dust in the background. I am serious. You knew you were eating Kenkey ala dust,
Kumasi style.
People held handkerchiefs to their nose
in the centre of town. Others made knots in the four corners of their
handkerchiefs, turning them into berets to protect their hair from the dust. In
Kumasi, just like everywhere else in Ghana, one travelled by hired taxi when
one could afford it. If you were a poor student, you travelled by tro tro. The
tro tro in Kumasi was different though. These were huge wooden trucks with tree
rows of benches at the back for passengers. It took special skill to get unto
these trucks, even for young people, never mind the old ladies. Still, life got
on somehow.
And the reason for all the dust was the
roads, once beautifully tarred, but now deteriorated to the point, where they
were nothing more than laterite passages, lined by “red” people and “red”
everything else. I was still in Kumasi when JJ Rawlings government had suddenly
seen sense and commenced the process to restore Kumasi to its renowned status
as the second city of Ghana and the garden city of Africa. There had been a
sudden transformation when every single main road in Kumasi had been asphalted.
The dust had disappeared almost overnight, paving the way for the new Kumasi
with double lane roads and flyovers. I was in Kumasi when those hideous
articulated trucks were banned from conveying humans in the town centre.
I still cannot remember clearly why I
decided to go to the University one week before it re-opened officially.
Perhaps, I had been too eager to get back into school after all the years
wasted at home. But that was what I did.
My mum had happily helped me park my things. Every now and again she would remember
something else that I might need. This was actually the very first time I was
going completely away from home, for, while I had spent some time in boarding
at St Augustine’s, my home had been up the hill from the school. We had heard
stories of occasional water problems in the University so my mum had bought me
an embarrassingly large plastic jelly can to fetch water if there was a crisis.
Thankfully, I didn’t have to use it much all the time I was in the University,
but it found other uses. People used to borrow it to buy pito.
I arrived in Kumasi at about four o’clock
in the evening. I got down from the Government Transport by the main road at
the UST junction. I parked my bags into a taxi that drove along a circular road
and under the gate designed in the shape of a traditional Asante stool, into
the UST. There was a sudden change in atmosphere once one drove under the stool
gate. There was not a single speck of dust in the atmosphere. One was met by
the international swimming pool on the left and exotic African plants and
flowers everywhere. Statues celebrating the lives of illustrious ancestors and
alumni were scattered all around inspiring a certain academic zeal just as one
entered that environment. You see, when Kwame Nkrumah had built this
university, it had been his idea to create an African version of Harvard or the
MIT. Years of neglect had ensured that many facilities had deteriorated and
yet, one could still see the vestiges of that great plan in the sheer sizes of
the buildings, the artificial forests and the beauty of the environment. I fell
in love with the UST.
It had been only a short drive to the
Unity Hall, two mighty eight storey buildings, linked by a dinning hall with a
basement kitchen at the far end. At the entrance was a small enclosure with
benches on either side so one had often to walk between these to arrive at the
reception, a rather daunting task for females, who would always have to contend
with indecent comments from guys. With time, the girls would start to fight
back. On one occasion a girl who was wearing a red dress was entering the hall
and one guy on the bench had shouted “Fabulous” because the local football club
Fabulous Kumasi Asante Kotoko, played in red. The girl had looked straight in
the guy’s eyes and responded “your balls!!” There had been cheers and laughter.
We liked that. Guys were just as happy to take as to give.
They called that small area “Always
Around” for, it did not matter what time of day or night it was, there would
always be somebody sitting there. It also served as a quick meeting point prior
to embarking on demonstrations. It was said, though with a hint of
exaggeration, that this was the place where governmental overthrows were
engineered. One turned left at the reception for Block A and right to Block B.
There was a courtyard enclosed by the two blocks, the dinning area at the back
and the reception at the front. This was beautifully adorned with trees and
decorative ponds with little red fishes. It is true, that the man, who had
built the mighty Akosombo dam for Ghana, never did things in halves.
Each block consisted of two rows of rooms on
each floor with a corridor in the middle. If one got an outer room, their
balconies overlooked large trees. But they enjoyed more privacy. If one got an
inner room, one could stand on ones own balcony and enjoy the community feel of
the place and all the funny little activities that went on almost nonstop in
the courtyard and the parking area in front. There was less privacy though. The
people in the inner rooms in the two blocks could communicate with each other
at the top of their voices. If one was not careful with ones curtains, people
at the right level could easily be privy to ones nefarious nocturnal secrets,
and call every one else to share in them.
While the basic infrastructure and the
surroundings were still impressive, most other things were a far cry from what
they had been in the days of Nkrumah. The dinning hall for instance had been
privatized and the food sold there was so expensive, that few students could
afford to go there regularly. There was thus a rapid turnover of businesses
which often went burst. For long periods, there would be no food sold there at
all. Instead, most of the students kept stoves on their balconies and cooked
their own meals, exposing themselves to fire hazards. When they could not cook,
they would go for lunch at Auntie Georgina’s little hut at the back of Block A.
Auntie Georgina sold fried plantains and
beans half of the year and when yams became cheaper, would sell boiled yams and
spinach stew with the rotten smelly boiled tilapia “kobi” that was a delicacy,
reserved for those who could afford it as an extra. The smell within the kobi
head was especially attractive to houseflies and eating then became a battle
between driving away flies and putting food in ones mouth. In the evenings,
students could choose from a variety of food in the parking area. The cheapest
was “kokonte,” prepared from dried cassava powder, and light groundnut soup. To
make it even cheaper, the soup was prepared with pig skin only. Kwame Nkrumah
must be turning in his grave. This was hardly the Harvard he had anticipated,
with students eating kobi heads and driving off flies. Then, they had three
free meals for the day in the plush environment of the dinning hall, with
Horlicks and biscuits room services in between meals. But there you go.
Friday, 6 December 2013
Augusco Adores Baby Tiger
piece contains strong language that some people may find offensive
Wednesday, 4 December 2013
Interco 2 - Sometimes, Augusco Has Got to Fight
Sunday, 1 December 2013
Interco 1 - Augusco Goes Gay with Moga
Saturday, 30 November 2013
Oflow!! - A First Day in Augusco
Sunday, 17 November 2013
The Day The Music Stopped in Augusco-May Their Souls Rest in Peace
Monday, 8 April 2013
Augusco Mourns Mr Mark Forjoe

And God was kind to him, blessing him with a wonderful wife, two extremely gifted and intelligent boys, Francis and Mark and two lovely daughters, Theresa and Margaret, who are all doing very well in their various spheres of life. He lived in peaceful retirement in his hometown in the Western region of Ghana where he will be laid to rest on the 27th of April.
It was during one long vacation when Mr Forjoe, perhaps bored by the lack of activity, decided to organise all the kids living on the St. Augustine’s campus into a choir. Within a couple of months, he had built a pretty good choir from a bunch of kids, many of whom had never sung seriously before in their lives. The Campus Choir had the honour of singing in the first church service when school re-opened.
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