Saturday, 21 April 2012
Akuffo-Addo and Frimpong Boateng - Wikileaks, Dismissals and Matters Arising
Akuffo Addo and Frimpong Boateng – Wikileaks, Dismissals and Matters Arising
I have a new-found respect for Nana Akuffo-Addo. This is a guy who, if his detractors are to be believed, was thrown out of Oxford University, then proceeded to Legon but only managed a third class degree in Economics and got admitted to the bar only because of his father’s influence. Has he not done well for himself? For, well-connected or not, one has to go out there and perform and Akuffo-Addo has certainly done that. Not only is he a respected lawyer, he has risen to become the leader of the opposition. One does not become a leader of the opposition merely on account of one’s connections. One has to convince intelligent Ghanaians to vote for one and Akuffo Addo has certainly done that.
Not every Ghanaian is a Frimpong-Boateng. Akuffo-Addo should be an inspiration for the forgotten majority of Ghanaians, battling to succeed against a background of failure in school and poor grades, or having to study as mature students while caring for kids and suddenly realizing, that they need a whole month to read a book they could read in two days in their youth. There is light at the end of the tunnel. Do not lose hope. The race is not only for the swift.
I would not condone the smoking of marijuana under any circumstances though there is evidence to prove that it helps reduce the symptoms of certain incurable diseases like multiple sclerosis. While there has been no concrete evidence of a link between marijuana and psychosis, and indeed marijuana is considered a “soft drug” in many countries, the social stigma associated with it, especially in our part of the world, is enough to prevent anyone achieving their maximum potential. I do not know how deeply Nana used to inhale (apologies to Bill Clinton), but he sure is in good company. Another interesting observation from the Wikileaks is the fact that, many observers believe Nana Akuffo Addo is one of the most incorruptible in the NPP hierarchy. It was refreshing to know that he has chosen to go about his duties quietly while others are trumpeting their incorruptibility from the top of Mount Zion, while evidence of corruption surrounds them.
Ghanaians owe a dept of gratitude to Prof Frimpong- Boateng, the great communicator and manager of human capital, a man with sound academic credentials who has contributed immensely to the world body of knowledge. A great leader and administrator who commands personal integrity and has sound moral and ethical standards, but who nevertheless, is as fallible as any Kojo Manu down the road. I have not met a single Ghanaian who believes that his decision to parade the NPP colours and compete for the presidential slot while still remaining an apparently impartial clinician was well-advised. But there you go.
We are grateful to this great son of Ghana for helping to establish the Cardiothoracic centre at the tender age of 39, though in my humble opinion, establishing an institution to perform laparoscopic cardiac surgery on a few when millions of our children die from malaria and kwashiorkor is akin to buying a Concorde when you can barely afford tro-tro. But then again, if I was the father of a child with a congenital heart disease I would probably not mind, that the money being used to operate on my child could save the lives of a thousand children.
Be that as it may, I believe, and so do many Ghanaians, that the least we could do as a nation, would be to name the Cardiothoracic Centre after the eminent professor to serve as an inspiration to our children yet unborn. For he has managed to achieve what many once thought was impossible. The Korle –Bu Cardiothoracic Centre, however, belongs to Ghana. It is not the personal property of Prof. Frimpong-Boateng. The last thing I was expecting therefore, was for the professor to mention how many millions of cedis of his personal money went into establishing this institution.
Not only was this ill-advised, it is the kind of attitude that has got to be condemned in the strongest possible terms, for such are the grounds laid for corruption in high places. It is like a football chairman who pockets money from the sale of a player abroad because he has invested personal money in the team. I dare not impugn the integrity of such a noble man, but if he was that eager to get the project started, he could have come to an agreement with the government to provide the money as a loan to be repaid at a later date. He did not do that and that money, unfortunately, is gone. Sorry about that!
What we need in Ghana are strong institutions and not multi-talented brainy individuals. Prof. Frimpong Boateng has had TWENTY YEARS to build an institution that would survive in his absence. If he is telling us today, that the institution is likely to collapse without him, then something is wrong. I pray to God that Prof lives beyond ninety years to realize, that over thirty years after his exit, the Cardiothoracic Centre would have moved from strength to strength.
No one person is irreplaceable. In fact, if you would want to know how irreplaceable you are, fetch a bucket of water, dip your fist in and then out. The hole you make in the water is how irreplaceable you are. Give us a break!
Papa Appiah
Lexeve1@yahoo.co.uk
I have a new-found respect for Nana Akuffo-Addo. This is a guy who, if his detractors are to be believed, was thrown out of Oxford University, then proceeded to Legon but only managed a third class degree in Economics and got admitted to the bar only because of his father’s influence. Has he not done well for himself? For, well-connected or not, one has to go out there and perform and Akuffo-Addo has certainly done that. Not only is he a respected lawyer, he has risen to become the leader of the opposition. One does not become a leader of the opposition merely on account of one’s connections. One has to convince intelligent Ghanaians to vote for one and Akuffo Addo has certainly done that.
Not every Ghanaian is a Frimpong-Boateng. Akuffo-Addo should be an inspiration for the forgotten majority of Ghanaians, battling to succeed against a background of failure in school and poor grades, or having to study as mature students while caring for kids and suddenly realizing, that they need a whole month to read a book they could read in two days in their youth. There is light at the end of the tunnel. Do not lose hope. The race is not only for the swift.
I would not condone the smoking of marijuana under any circumstances though there is evidence to prove that it helps reduce the symptoms of certain incurable diseases like multiple sclerosis. While there has been no concrete evidence of a link between marijuana and psychosis, and indeed marijuana is considered a “soft drug” in many countries, the social stigma associated with it, especially in our part of the world, is enough to prevent anyone achieving their maximum potential. I do not know how deeply Nana used to inhale (apologies to Bill Clinton), but he sure is in good company. Another interesting observation from the Wikileaks is the fact that, many observers believe Nana Akuffo Addo is one of the most incorruptible in the NPP hierarchy. It was refreshing to know that he has chosen to go about his duties quietly while others are trumpeting their incorruptibility from the top of Mount Zion, while evidence of corruption surrounds them.
Ghanaians owe a dept of gratitude to Prof Frimpong- Boateng, the great communicator and manager of human capital, a man with sound academic credentials who has contributed immensely to the world body of knowledge. A great leader and administrator who commands personal integrity and has sound moral and ethical standards, but who nevertheless, is as fallible as any Kojo Manu down the road. I have not met a single Ghanaian who believes that his decision to parade the NPP colours and compete for the presidential slot while still remaining an apparently impartial clinician was well-advised. But there you go.
We are grateful to this great son of Ghana for helping to establish the Cardiothoracic centre at the tender age of 39, though in my humble opinion, establishing an institution to perform laparoscopic cardiac surgery on a few when millions of our children die from malaria and kwashiorkor is akin to buying a Concorde when you can barely afford tro-tro. But then again, if I was the father of a child with a congenital heart disease I would probably not mind, that the money being used to operate on my child could save the lives of a thousand children.
Be that as it may, I believe, and so do many Ghanaians, that the least we could do as a nation, would be to name the Cardiothoracic Centre after the eminent professor to serve as an inspiration to our children yet unborn. For he has managed to achieve what many once thought was impossible. The Korle –Bu Cardiothoracic Centre, however, belongs to Ghana. It is not the personal property of Prof. Frimpong-Boateng. The last thing I was expecting therefore, was for the professor to mention how many millions of cedis of his personal money went into establishing this institution.
Not only was this ill-advised, it is the kind of attitude that has got to be condemned in the strongest possible terms, for such are the grounds laid for corruption in high places. It is like a football chairman who pockets money from the sale of a player abroad because he has invested personal money in the team. I dare not impugn the integrity of such a noble man, but if he was that eager to get the project started, he could have come to an agreement with the government to provide the money as a loan to be repaid at a later date. He did not do that and that money, unfortunately, is gone. Sorry about that!
What we need in Ghana are strong institutions and not multi-talented brainy individuals. Prof. Frimpong Boateng has had TWENTY YEARS to build an institution that would survive in his absence. If he is telling us today, that the institution is likely to collapse without him, then something is wrong. I pray to God that Prof lives beyond ninety years to realize, that over thirty years after his exit, the Cardiothoracic Centre would have moved from strength to strength.
No one person is irreplaceable. In fact, if you would want to know how irreplaceable you are, fetch a bucket of water, dip your fist in and then out. The hole you make in the water is how irreplaceable you are. Give us a break!
Papa Appiah
Lexeve1@yahoo.co.uk
Tuesday, 10 April 2012
Kwesi Appiah - Are We Missing The Point?
Are we missing the point? The issue of who coaches the Black Stars should not be one of a preference of one colour over another but of competence. And this happens to be such an important job, and one we cannot afford to gamble with. So why is Kwesi Appiah our national coach? To be fair to the man, he was captain of both Asante Kotoko and the Black Stars and so despite his apparent total lack of charisma, he must have certain qualities that endear him to men and make them want him as their leader. kwesi appiah and stepanovic
Yet, we are talking here of a man who quit football in the early nineties and completely disappeared from the football radar till he suddenly reappeared as assistant coach of the Black Stars in 2008! Kwesi Appiah has never coached a club side. How much experience does one realistically obtain being an assistant coach of the Black Stars for four years?
In those four years he has been assistant coach, I doubt if he has had six months of actual training with the Black Stars, given that the players train for only a day or two before most matches and for about three to four weeks in major tournaments. How much experience would he have gathered in that period to suddenly propel him from a man with no coaching experience to the Black Stars coach? How much input did he have in the team? How come a man who worked under coaches like Stepanovic, lambasted in Ghana for their poor performance, suddenly appears to have learnt so much from these same coaches as to warrant promotion to the top job?
Where is Silas Tetteh? Silas did not play at the highest level, but he was successful as a club coach at Liberty Professionals and was actually involved in the early football development of players like Essien and Kwadwo Asamoah. He led Ghana to win the world cup in an age group where our legendary “age –cheating” gave us little advantage. He has since then, actually served as a national manager of Rwanda. And lest we forget, he also worked under foreign coaches like the respected Claude le Roy. Why did Silas not get the job?
Having played football at the highest level does not necessarily guarantee success as a coach. Pep Guardiola played at the highest level but he spent years out of the limelight toiling day and night and proving his worth in the Barcelona youth teams before being given the top job. At the national level, Jurgen Klinsmann was appointed Germany coach in 2004 with no coaching experience at all but, this is a guy who had played in three world cups, helping Germany to win the 1990 edition along the way. Even then, Germany recruited some of the best coaching brains in Germany at the time, not least Joachim Loew, who is now the respected incumbent German coach, to assist him. When Jurgen Klinsmann joined Bayern Munich after the world cup, he left within a year!
Be it as it may, the appointment has already been made and whether we like it or not, Kwesi Appiah is our national coach! Is he doomed for failure? Not necessarily, if he does not proceed to surround himself with “yes men” who pose no threat to his job security. Or if he is not coerced by the GFA, for financial reasons, to accept their choice of second class coaches as assistants. He will succeed if he is brave enough to recruit some of the best Ghanaian football brains to assist him. Sunday Ibrahim
So, who am I thinking of? Firstly, he needs to have in the dressing room an experienced Ghanaian coach with the requisite credentials but whose past is not tainted with periods of failure with the national team –Sunday Ibrahim! Why Sunday Ibrahim has never been given a decent run with the national team beats me. This is a guy who played for Werder Bremen and honed his tactical skills in Germany. This is a guy who is a proven winner and a great motivator and tactician. Kwesi Appiah was his captain in Asante Kotoko and I believe he will be all too pleased to assist his former pupil in his time of need.
Ibrahim Tanko
Then, Kwesi Appiah needs a young Ghanaian coach who not only played for years in Germany for Borussia Dortmund and for Freiberg, but has taken the trouble to acquire his coaching certificates and is respected enough to have been appointed assistant coach of FC Koln in Germany – Ibrahim Tanko. If Kwesi Appiah feels intimidated by, and cannot manage Tanko as a member of his coaching team, what chance would he have of managing Prince Boateng for instance on the playing side? I don’t know how much Tanko earns now and I don’t pretend to know the guy but I believe he would be flattered to be invited home to help prepare his country for the world cup.
Edward Ansah would continue to coach the goalkeepers but would be given more responsibility with the team as a whole. This “dream team” of Kwesi Appiah, supported by Ibrahim Tanko, Sunday Ibrahim and Edward Ansah would have the requisite combination of experience, expertise and patriotism to achieve the best results for Ghana. But in addition, Kwesi must ensure the authorities sign a top class physical trainer. I don’t have any name to mind, but there must be a Ghanaian somewhere who fits the bill. He must also have a say in the appointment of a new medical team.
Kwesi must take this opportunity to hire top lawyers to negotiate a good contract on his behalf. The financial security that would bring would mean that he would not have to succumb to the whims and caprices of the GFA and the hangers-on with no clue about football who call themselves the Black Stars Management Committee, for fear of losing his job. He would be his own man. After all, if he allowed others to make decisions for him and he failed, he would be sacked! So he might as well make his own decisions and go down fighting. I pray, for the sake of Ghana and for his own sake, that it does not come to that and we will all be singing his praises, come next year.
Good luck!!
Papa Appiah
lexeve@yahoo.co.uk
Yet, we are talking here of a man who quit football in the early nineties and completely disappeared from the football radar till he suddenly reappeared as assistant coach of the Black Stars in 2008! Kwesi Appiah has never coached a club side. How much experience does one realistically obtain being an assistant coach of the Black Stars for four years?
In those four years he has been assistant coach, I doubt if he has had six months of actual training with the Black Stars, given that the players train for only a day or two before most matches and for about three to four weeks in major tournaments. How much experience would he have gathered in that period to suddenly propel him from a man with no coaching experience to the Black Stars coach? How much input did he have in the team? How come a man who worked under coaches like Stepanovic, lambasted in Ghana for their poor performance, suddenly appears to have learnt so much from these same coaches as to warrant promotion to the top job?
Where is Silas Tetteh? Silas did not play at the highest level, but he was successful as a club coach at Liberty Professionals and was actually involved in the early football development of players like Essien and Kwadwo Asamoah. He led Ghana to win the world cup in an age group where our legendary “age –cheating” gave us little advantage. He has since then, actually served as a national manager of Rwanda. And lest we forget, he also worked under foreign coaches like the respected Claude le Roy. Why did Silas not get the job?
Having played football at the highest level does not necessarily guarantee success as a coach. Pep Guardiola played at the highest level but he spent years out of the limelight toiling day and night and proving his worth in the Barcelona youth teams before being given the top job. At the national level, Jurgen Klinsmann was appointed Germany coach in 2004 with no coaching experience at all but, this is a guy who had played in three world cups, helping Germany to win the 1990 edition along the way. Even then, Germany recruited some of the best coaching brains in Germany at the time, not least Joachim Loew, who is now the respected incumbent German coach, to assist him. When Jurgen Klinsmann joined Bayern Munich after the world cup, he left within a year!
Be it as it may, the appointment has already been made and whether we like it or not, Kwesi Appiah is our national coach! Is he doomed for failure? Not necessarily, if he does not proceed to surround himself with “yes men” who pose no threat to his job security. Or if he is not coerced by the GFA, for financial reasons, to accept their choice of second class coaches as assistants. He will succeed if he is brave enough to recruit some of the best Ghanaian football brains to assist him. Sunday Ibrahim
So, who am I thinking of? Firstly, he needs to have in the dressing room an experienced Ghanaian coach with the requisite credentials but whose past is not tainted with periods of failure with the national team –Sunday Ibrahim! Why Sunday Ibrahim has never been given a decent run with the national team beats me. This is a guy who played for Werder Bremen and honed his tactical skills in Germany. This is a guy who is a proven winner and a great motivator and tactician. Kwesi Appiah was his captain in Asante Kotoko and I believe he will be all too pleased to assist his former pupil in his time of need.
Ibrahim Tanko
Then, Kwesi Appiah needs a young Ghanaian coach who not only played for years in Germany for Borussia Dortmund and for Freiberg, but has taken the trouble to acquire his coaching certificates and is respected enough to have been appointed assistant coach of FC Koln in Germany – Ibrahim Tanko. If Kwesi Appiah feels intimidated by, and cannot manage Tanko as a member of his coaching team, what chance would he have of managing Prince Boateng for instance on the playing side? I don’t know how much Tanko earns now and I don’t pretend to know the guy but I believe he would be flattered to be invited home to help prepare his country for the world cup.
Edward Ansah would continue to coach the goalkeepers but would be given more responsibility with the team as a whole. This “dream team” of Kwesi Appiah, supported by Ibrahim Tanko, Sunday Ibrahim and Edward Ansah would have the requisite combination of experience, expertise and patriotism to achieve the best results for Ghana. But in addition, Kwesi must ensure the authorities sign a top class physical trainer. I don’t have any name to mind, but there must be a Ghanaian somewhere who fits the bill. He must also have a say in the appointment of a new medical team.
Kwesi must take this opportunity to hire top lawyers to negotiate a good contract on his behalf. The financial security that would bring would mean that he would not have to succumb to the whims and caprices of the GFA and the hangers-on with no clue about football who call themselves the Black Stars Management Committee, for fear of losing his job. He would be his own man. After all, if he allowed others to make decisions for him and he failed, he would be sacked! So he might as well make his own decisions and go down fighting. I pray, for the sake of Ghana and for his own sake, that it does not come to that and we will all be singing his praises, come next year.
Good luck!!
Papa Appiah
lexeve@yahoo.co.uk
Monday, 9 April 2012
Yes Sir Massa! Xmas Worries of a Diasporan Brother
It was Christmas day in 2008. I woke up to an eerie silence, only interrupted by the sizzling sound of the electric milk van that served fresh milk, to my neighbour. Through the window I could just about glimpse the flakes of snow, rendering a certain solemnity to the morning and capturing in my mind’s eye, images of reindeers and winter wonderland I had seen on Christmas cards. I turned round and looked at the beautiful woman who lay besides me, and yet to recover from the exertions of the night before, when we had been at a party organised by a friend of mine with a surplus to declare.
It had been as parties always are on this land. In Ghana, adult parties were for adults. You left the kids at home, in the care of Aunt Efua, Araba the maidservant or with the wife of Mr Alhassan next door and went out to have fun. In this country, you went with the kids, who would run up and down the stairs with other children, as you tried to engage in some adult conversation. Every now and again, one of them would barge in crying, having been hit by Mr Ampah’s son. A stifling sense of unease would hang in the air as you consoled your kid and tried to make excuses for the son-of-a-bitch who had hit him.
“Oh don’t worry Mr Ampah, you know how kids are” You would say.
When in actual fact, what you really wanted to say was something akin to;
“If you don’t talk to that stupid son of yours, I’m going to kick him in his little bum”
Then, just as you were silently gloating about how well-behaved your children were compared to Mr Ampah’s, you cringe as your son would come in, and right in front of everyone, pick fried fish from the tray with his left hand. It would then be Mr Ampah’s turn to do the patronizing, as you tried to scold your poor son:
“You know the culture in this country” he would attempt something that ridiculous “quite different from what we are used to”
“Bloody idiot” I would think. Outwardly, however, there would be a civilized general discussion about the difficulty in bringing up kids in a foreign land where concepts of discipline are different, and to what extent we should insist on imparting our own cultural values to our kids. So for instance, while I scold my son for using the left hand to pick food, they go to school and see everybody, including the teachers, sometimes picking with their left and wonder why dad makes such a fuss.
Inevitably, there would be a mention of how the Indian kids, even when born in this country, spoke their mother tongue and were well- steeped in their parents’ culture. Fair enough, but the Indians often live in their own close- knit communities with grandparents, aunties and friends. They have their own shops and often their own schools. What happens when the closest interaction between your kids and anyone else, apart from when they go to school, is with a Brazilian childminder? On and on we would go, and all because of my son’s troublesome left hand.
A Ghanaian party, as far as I am concerned, should be for Ghanaians. I do not mind the odd hungry Nigerian or Zimbabwean, or the foreign partner of a Ghanaian. But this is an opportunity for one to really relax amongst one’s own kin, discuss NPP and NDC, Hearts and Kotoko, insult or praise Rawlings and Kuffour, listen to successful, and often not so successful immigration stories, and exaggerate perceived racist attitudes towards us at work. You do not expect to spend the evening explaining the recipe for groundnut soup to two English blokes from work the host had invited. Good riddance when they soon made their excuses and left. They could not have been having much fun.
The food had not been bad at all. There had been an assorted array of the best of Ghanaian culinary skill on show. There was waakye and banku and jollof and ripe plantain and beans. My only disappointment was that there had been no mposuo (pepper soup). How can you not have mposuo, prepared with a good helping of slightly smelly pieces of goat intestine and skin, at a Christmas party? And I wondered whose clever idea it had been to bring some of those wrapped paper that English people tug on at Christmas parties, when a piece of paper with a joke would fall out, and is read to everybody? The obvious lack of spontaneity in this meaningless activity was as unghanaian as could be.
Soon, the dancing had begun. For that, one needed a louder volume of music. Anytime the volume was raised, however, our host would come in and turn it down. He soon explained that the neighbours were not very friendly, and he did not want anyone calling the police. We all understood, but it was very sad indeed. We danced to Amakye Dede, Daddy Lumba, Kojo Antwi and Ben Brako, sprinkled occasionally with Ofori Amponsah, Daasebre Dwamena and Samini. We forcefully resisted a young nurse who had recently returned from Ghana with some of those CDs by Aunty Atta or Sister Esi featuring ABC or QYZ. While we danced, the kids snored away in different corners within the house, exhausted from the vigorous activity, and oblivious of the music and merry-making.
“Merry Christmas, my dear”
The shuffling around the room had woken up my wife
“Merry Christmas” I said
We exchanged gifts and then went to wake up the kids who tore down the stairs to open the parcels Santa had left under the Christmas tree. I think they got a playstation whatever, which they spent the rest of the day playing. My wife and I would watch them, eyes glued to a TV screen, and fingers pounding away at controls. We would then look in the windows and see all the snow and not a single soul in sight. We looked at all the food around that we literally had to beg the boys to eat.
How could we blame them for not being enthusiastic about the fried chicken? They had been eating chicken all year round. And what about the biscuits, and cakes, and chocolates? Big deal. Surprisingly, there was an overwhelming feeling of sympathy for them. Had they really ever experienced Christmas? That exhilarating feeling when Dad returned from work on the 24th with the chicken to be slaughtered. Often, this would be the first chicken we would be eating the whole year. Sometimes, these wise chickens, sensing imminent danger, would manage to escape, when we would all happily chase it round the neighbourhood and down the fields till the eventual triumphant capture. We would watch as Uncle Ebo stepped on the chicken’s legs and slashed its throat and join in as Mum poured boiling water unto it and plucked the feathers. Meanwhile, Araba would be roasting the groundnuts for the soup in a pan with a layer of hot sand at the bottom. If you were nice to her, you could get a few nuts as a gesture of goodwill in this festive season. It was all part of the joy of Christmas.
Displayed proudly in the sitting room, would be the box of Piccadilly biscuits Dad would have bought. We would go and stand by it, taking in its aroma and salivating at the prospect of the handful we would be getting the following day. Every now and again, we would steal into the bed room and quickly try on, yet again, the Christmas clothes that would have been bought for us. Outside, we would join all the kids in the neighbourhood in the moonlight, as we ran around with miniature fireworks. Away in the distance, the thumping drums of the Apostolic Church would reverberate in the warm night air, further fuelling the intense anticipation.
You were woken on Christmas morning by the smell of steaming chicken as the soup was prepared before we went to church - that unique smell of chicken, that for some reason, one can never obtain in Europe. It could merely have been the fact that we ate chicken so rarely, that it so powerfully aroused our olfactory senses. That smell of steaming chicken was as much a part of the Christmas experience as anything else.
When the big Christmas fufu came, we would eat quickly, wiping and licking all the traces of soup from our bowls. We would eat our portion of chicken but leave the bones for special treatment as we chatted with our friends later. We would dress in our Christmas clothes, complete with paper hats and spectacles, and join other kids to walk round, sending good tidings to friends and relatives in the neighbourhood.
The highlight of the day would be a visit to Nana Awotwe. Nana Kwamena Awotwe was a great grandfather of mine who had been to the war and subsequently managed a retail shop till he retired. They said Nana Awotwe was wicked. Every morning, he would make for himself a cup of Milo, add a freshly baked loaf of bread dripping with melting margarine, and go to sit on a balcony overlooking the family compound. What he would say is better told in Fante. Roughly translated;
“Rich men are enjoying, poor men are suffering
“Look at Kwesi Atta (a nephew of his), he has not been able to afford any food this morning”
As I grew up, I came to understand, that Kwamena Awotwe was actually a good man who could barely tolerate those of his relatives who wanted to depend on his retirement money.
On Christmas day, he would serve us each a bottle of Fanta and tell us again, the same old story he had told every Christmas as far back as I could remember;
“Truth is important” he would say, “I was the only man our white commander trusted in the war
“Work very hard, for hard work never killed anyone
“Remember, wherever you’ll be and whatever you may be doing,
“That YES SIR MASTER, never spoil work”
Good old Nana Awotwe. May his soul rest in perfect peace.
We looked again at our boys, as they sat alone in the corner, eyes glued to the TV, frantically punching away at their playstation controls. What a life!
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas
Papa Appiah
Lexeve@live.com
It had been as parties always are on this land. In Ghana, adult parties were for adults. You left the kids at home, in the care of Aunt Efua, Araba the maidservant or with the wife of Mr Alhassan next door and went out to have fun. In this country, you went with the kids, who would run up and down the stairs with other children, as you tried to engage in some adult conversation. Every now and again, one of them would barge in crying, having been hit by Mr Ampah’s son. A stifling sense of unease would hang in the air as you consoled your kid and tried to make excuses for the son-of-a-bitch who had hit him.
“Oh don’t worry Mr Ampah, you know how kids are” You would say.
When in actual fact, what you really wanted to say was something akin to;
“If you don’t talk to that stupid son of yours, I’m going to kick him in his little bum”
Then, just as you were silently gloating about how well-behaved your children were compared to Mr Ampah’s, you cringe as your son would come in, and right in front of everyone, pick fried fish from the tray with his left hand. It would then be Mr Ampah’s turn to do the patronizing, as you tried to scold your poor son:
“You know the culture in this country” he would attempt something that ridiculous “quite different from what we are used to”
“Bloody idiot” I would think. Outwardly, however, there would be a civilized general discussion about the difficulty in bringing up kids in a foreign land where concepts of discipline are different, and to what extent we should insist on imparting our own cultural values to our kids. So for instance, while I scold my son for using the left hand to pick food, they go to school and see everybody, including the teachers, sometimes picking with their left and wonder why dad makes such a fuss.
Inevitably, there would be a mention of how the Indian kids, even when born in this country, spoke their mother tongue and were well- steeped in their parents’ culture. Fair enough, but the Indians often live in their own close- knit communities with grandparents, aunties and friends. They have their own shops and often their own schools. What happens when the closest interaction between your kids and anyone else, apart from when they go to school, is with a Brazilian childminder? On and on we would go, and all because of my son’s troublesome left hand.
A Ghanaian party, as far as I am concerned, should be for Ghanaians. I do not mind the odd hungry Nigerian or Zimbabwean, or the foreign partner of a Ghanaian. But this is an opportunity for one to really relax amongst one’s own kin, discuss NPP and NDC, Hearts and Kotoko, insult or praise Rawlings and Kuffour, listen to successful, and often not so successful immigration stories, and exaggerate perceived racist attitudes towards us at work. You do not expect to spend the evening explaining the recipe for groundnut soup to two English blokes from work the host had invited. Good riddance when they soon made their excuses and left. They could not have been having much fun.
The food had not been bad at all. There had been an assorted array of the best of Ghanaian culinary skill on show. There was waakye and banku and jollof and ripe plantain and beans. My only disappointment was that there had been no mposuo (pepper soup). How can you not have mposuo, prepared with a good helping of slightly smelly pieces of goat intestine and skin, at a Christmas party? And I wondered whose clever idea it had been to bring some of those wrapped paper that English people tug on at Christmas parties, when a piece of paper with a joke would fall out, and is read to everybody? The obvious lack of spontaneity in this meaningless activity was as unghanaian as could be.
Soon, the dancing had begun. For that, one needed a louder volume of music. Anytime the volume was raised, however, our host would come in and turn it down. He soon explained that the neighbours were not very friendly, and he did not want anyone calling the police. We all understood, but it was very sad indeed. We danced to Amakye Dede, Daddy Lumba, Kojo Antwi and Ben Brako, sprinkled occasionally with Ofori Amponsah, Daasebre Dwamena and Samini. We forcefully resisted a young nurse who had recently returned from Ghana with some of those CDs by Aunty Atta or Sister Esi featuring ABC or QYZ. While we danced, the kids snored away in different corners within the house, exhausted from the vigorous activity, and oblivious of the music and merry-making.
“Merry Christmas, my dear”
The shuffling around the room had woken up my wife
“Merry Christmas” I said
We exchanged gifts and then went to wake up the kids who tore down the stairs to open the parcels Santa had left under the Christmas tree. I think they got a playstation whatever, which they spent the rest of the day playing. My wife and I would watch them, eyes glued to a TV screen, and fingers pounding away at controls. We would then look in the windows and see all the snow and not a single soul in sight. We looked at all the food around that we literally had to beg the boys to eat.
How could we blame them for not being enthusiastic about the fried chicken? They had been eating chicken all year round. And what about the biscuits, and cakes, and chocolates? Big deal. Surprisingly, there was an overwhelming feeling of sympathy for them. Had they really ever experienced Christmas? That exhilarating feeling when Dad returned from work on the 24th with the chicken to be slaughtered. Often, this would be the first chicken we would be eating the whole year. Sometimes, these wise chickens, sensing imminent danger, would manage to escape, when we would all happily chase it round the neighbourhood and down the fields till the eventual triumphant capture. We would watch as Uncle Ebo stepped on the chicken’s legs and slashed its throat and join in as Mum poured boiling water unto it and plucked the feathers. Meanwhile, Araba would be roasting the groundnuts for the soup in a pan with a layer of hot sand at the bottom. If you were nice to her, you could get a few nuts as a gesture of goodwill in this festive season. It was all part of the joy of Christmas.
Displayed proudly in the sitting room, would be the box of Piccadilly biscuits Dad would have bought. We would go and stand by it, taking in its aroma and salivating at the prospect of the handful we would be getting the following day. Every now and again, we would steal into the bed room and quickly try on, yet again, the Christmas clothes that would have been bought for us. Outside, we would join all the kids in the neighbourhood in the moonlight, as we ran around with miniature fireworks. Away in the distance, the thumping drums of the Apostolic Church would reverberate in the warm night air, further fuelling the intense anticipation.
You were woken on Christmas morning by the smell of steaming chicken as the soup was prepared before we went to church - that unique smell of chicken, that for some reason, one can never obtain in Europe. It could merely have been the fact that we ate chicken so rarely, that it so powerfully aroused our olfactory senses. That smell of steaming chicken was as much a part of the Christmas experience as anything else.
When the big Christmas fufu came, we would eat quickly, wiping and licking all the traces of soup from our bowls. We would eat our portion of chicken but leave the bones for special treatment as we chatted with our friends later. We would dress in our Christmas clothes, complete with paper hats and spectacles, and join other kids to walk round, sending good tidings to friends and relatives in the neighbourhood.
The highlight of the day would be a visit to Nana Awotwe. Nana Kwamena Awotwe was a great grandfather of mine who had been to the war and subsequently managed a retail shop till he retired. They said Nana Awotwe was wicked. Every morning, he would make for himself a cup of Milo, add a freshly baked loaf of bread dripping with melting margarine, and go to sit on a balcony overlooking the family compound. What he would say is better told in Fante. Roughly translated;
“Rich men are enjoying, poor men are suffering
“Look at Kwesi Atta (a nephew of his), he has not been able to afford any food this morning”
As I grew up, I came to understand, that Kwamena Awotwe was actually a good man who could barely tolerate those of his relatives who wanted to depend on his retirement money.
On Christmas day, he would serve us each a bottle of Fanta and tell us again, the same old story he had told every Christmas as far back as I could remember;
“Truth is important” he would say, “I was the only man our white commander trusted in the war
“Work very hard, for hard work never killed anyone
“Remember, wherever you’ll be and whatever you may be doing,
“That YES SIR MASTER, never spoil work”
Good old Nana Awotwe. May his soul rest in perfect peace.
We looked again at our boys, as they sat alone in the corner, eyes glued to the TV, frantically punching away at their playstation controls. What a life!
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas
Papa Appiah
Lexeve@live.com
Tuesday, 25 October 2011
Sunday, 21 August 2011
Ghana-Nigeria Films and Zack Orji's "Designer Beard"
Ghana-Nigeria Movies and Zack Orji’s “Designer Beard”
Most Ghana–Nigeria movies are so bad, one finds oneself entertained merely by how bad they are. And this is no attempt to impugn all the effort and hard work that probably goes into making them. They are just bad movies! In some of the films, there are obvious attempts to make a quick buck at our expense. Why do I watch them? I have no choice. I cannot watch foreigners all the time – and that, unfortunately, appears to be why they are getting away with it.
For how long can one endure the dreary jokes of Agya Koo for instance? Give the guy his due – he is naturally funny and has done well for himself. But the idea that merely employing his services and getting him to rely on his spontaneity and talking all the time is enough to sell a movie is creative laziness. The guy can play funny roles alright, but he needs help. The stories have got to be well- written and his role properly streamlined while giving him some room to improvise every now and again.
Realistically, do our rich people always live in spanking new mansions with just basic furniture and with nothing ever out of place? Not even a newspaper on the centre table? Are their bedrooms always so spotlessly clean? Surely an occasional crumpled sheet or a shirt hanging on a chair would not be unusual. Basically, however rich a person is, a house has got to look “lived-in” rather than a hired empty house. And for goodness sake, our rich people are not always impeccably groomed when they are at home.
The least said about the quality of acting, the better. But the acting is bad mainly because the directors probably do not have the ability to get the best out of the actors. A good director can make a bad actor look good and a good actor, brilliant. Our film directors are probably well-trained and qualified, but unfortunately, this does not reflect in our films.
Our artistes ought to take some responsibility for upgrading themselves, researching well for their roles and generally maintaining high professional standards. In preparing for his role in “The Last King of Scotland”, Forest Whitaker went to live in Uganda for months to not only learn Swahili, but also to pile on the pounds to attain the same body weight as Idi Amin. Of course I know he is paid millions to perform, compared with the pittance our actors receive and this comes with a responsibility to perform to the best of his professional expertise. There is absolutely no comparison. But how much would it cost to shave off Zack Orji’s “designer beard” for example?
Zack Orji is a good versatile Nigerian actor. I have seen him play a loving father, a businessman, a rogue, a chief and even a madman. I wonder, though, how many madmen walking the streets the way he was in his film, have “designer beards”. Allowing facial hair to grow for a couple of weeks or shaving it off would not cost a penny, but it would definitely enrich the film. Zack Orji has the same “designer beard.” It is not all about money.
The “Lord of the Rings” comprises three separate films that cover one very long story. The genius of the directing is in the fact that each film, though a part of a trilogy has a life of its own. Each one is a complete enjoyable film, though the three films fit together perfectly in the end. The habit of carelessly interrupting a film anywhere with “To God Be the Glory, Look out for Part 2” is as annoying as it is dishonest. It is dishonest because, you would have been sold half a film for the price of one, so you would be compelled to buy the part 2 which would be a quarter film, with the other quarter consisting of recollections from the first part.
Taking part in sex scenes in films is not “by force.” If you are not comfortable with it, don’t do it. Don’t take the part. It takes extraordinary acting skills and careful camera arrangement for two people to convincingly pretend to be having sex when they are not. Anyone who has watched Halle Berry in “Monster’s Ball” would testify to that. It looks so bad when the actress appears embarrassed by the scene. And in any case, we don’t have to have sex scenes if we are not going to do it properly. There are so many other ways of implying same.
The degree of copying from foreign movies is sad, to say the least. So for instance, when I watch Kofi Adjorlolo in “Royal Battle”, I do not expect to see an African King with a tiger on his shoulder. I do not expect to see scantily clad girls throwing petals at his feet. This was an imaginative American writer’s portrayal of kingship in Africa in “Coming to America.” He had the right to do so. It’s called poetic license. The shades of mockery therein are nevertheless, obvious to all. How inappropriate then, that Africans, who should be able to paint a better picture of their own society should resort to copying what the Americans did. Even the theme music was copied. Apart from being downright illegal, it reflects a certain lack of artistic sophistication that is insulting to the intelligence of the Ghanaian film lover.
We have not made any effort to come to terms with the simple technicalities of film-making. The sound in our movies is so bad that one often has to turn to the maximum volume to hear anything at all and woe betide you then if you absent-mindedly turned to another channel. There would be a momentary frantic fumble as everybody dashed for the remote control to bring the volume down. Worse still, there is sometimes a delay in the sound so one only hears what an actor has said after they have fallen off to sleep.
Apparently in an effort to cut costs, some film-makers in Ghana and Nigeria employ the services of a guy who writes a few verses for the whole film and then plays them repeatedly on a keyboard and sings them all himself in a rather horrible irritating voice. Sure, there must be hundreds of budding musicians in Ghana who would love their music to be on film for next to nothing. Musicians are actually paying payola to get their music played on radio. Would they not jump at an opportunity to have their music played in a film?
Even for the biggest films, I read recently, the sound engineers often pick their personal recorders and go out to record sound effects themselves. It does not cost anything. So you could sit under a tree and record birds singing or go to the market to record the market sound. These sound effects could then be used in the movie at no costs. Our movies are devoid of sound effects except for the whining “hweew” sound when a ghost disappears.
We are not doing the simple things right. Good film makers can make reasonably good films within budget constraints. A gentleman once thought of making a film. Having been afraid of ghosts all his life, he decided to counter his fears by making a scary movie. He used an ordinary camera and his own home for the filming. But he had researched the subject matter for a whole year. The result was “Paranormal Activity”, a film made with $15000 but which glossed $135,000,000 in the box office. It can be done. All we need is a little bit more imagination and creativity.
Papa Appiah
Lexeve1@yahoo.co.uk
Most Ghana–Nigeria movies are so bad, one finds oneself entertained merely by how bad they are. And this is no attempt to impugn all the effort and hard work that probably goes into making them. They are just bad movies! In some of the films, there are obvious attempts to make a quick buck at our expense. Why do I watch them? I have no choice. I cannot watch foreigners all the time – and that, unfortunately, appears to be why they are getting away with it.
For how long can one endure the dreary jokes of Agya Koo for instance? Give the guy his due – he is naturally funny and has done well for himself. But the idea that merely employing his services and getting him to rely on his spontaneity and talking all the time is enough to sell a movie is creative laziness. The guy can play funny roles alright, but he needs help. The stories have got to be well- written and his role properly streamlined while giving him some room to improvise every now and again.
Realistically, do our rich people always live in spanking new mansions with just basic furniture and with nothing ever out of place? Not even a newspaper on the centre table? Are their bedrooms always so spotlessly clean? Surely an occasional crumpled sheet or a shirt hanging on a chair would not be unusual. Basically, however rich a person is, a house has got to look “lived-in” rather than a hired empty house. And for goodness sake, our rich people are not always impeccably groomed when they are at home.
The least said about the quality of acting, the better. But the acting is bad mainly because the directors probably do not have the ability to get the best out of the actors. A good director can make a bad actor look good and a good actor, brilliant. Our film directors are probably well-trained and qualified, but unfortunately, this does not reflect in our films.
Our artistes ought to take some responsibility for upgrading themselves, researching well for their roles and generally maintaining high professional standards. In preparing for his role in “The Last King of Scotland”, Forest Whitaker went to live in Uganda for months to not only learn Swahili, but also to pile on the pounds to attain the same body weight as Idi Amin. Of course I know he is paid millions to perform, compared with the pittance our actors receive and this comes with a responsibility to perform to the best of his professional expertise. There is absolutely no comparison. But how much would it cost to shave off Zack Orji’s “designer beard” for example?
Zack Orji is a good versatile Nigerian actor. I have seen him play a loving father, a businessman, a rogue, a chief and even a madman. I wonder, though, how many madmen walking the streets the way he was in his film, have “designer beards”. Allowing facial hair to grow for a couple of weeks or shaving it off would not cost a penny, but it would definitely enrich the film. Zack Orji has the same “designer beard.” It is not all about money.
The “Lord of the Rings” comprises three separate films that cover one very long story. The genius of the directing is in the fact that each film, though a part of a trilogy has a life of its own. Each one is a complete enjoyable film, though the three films fit together perfectly in the end. The habit of carelessly interrupting a film anywhere with “To God Be the Glory, Look out for Part 2” is as annoying as it is dishonest. It is dishonest because, you would have been sold half a film for the price of one, so you would be compelled to buy the part 2 which would be a quarter film, with the other quarter consisting of recollections from the first part.
Taking part in sex scenes in films is not “by force.” If you are not comfortable with it, don’t do it. Don’t take the part. It takes extraordinary acting skills and careful camera arrangement for two people to convincingly pretend to be having sex when they are not. Anyone who has watched Halle Berry in “Monster’s Ball” would testify to that. It looks so bad when the actress appears embarrassed by the scene. And in any case, we don’t have to have sex scenes if we are not going to do it properly. There are so many other ways of implying same.
The degree of copying from foreign movies is sad, to say the least. So for instance, when I watch Kofi Adjorlolo in “Royal Battle”, I do not expect to see an African King with a tiger on his shoulder. I do not expect to see scantily clad girls throwing petals at his feet. This was an imaginative American writer’s portrayal of kingship in Africa in “Coming to America.” He had the right to do so. It’s called poetic license. The shades of mockery therein are nevertheless, obvious to all. How inappropriate then, that Africans, who should be able to paint a better picture of their own society should resort to copying what the Americans did. Even the theme music was copied. Apart from being downright illegal, it reflects a certain lack of artistic sophistication that is insulting to the intelligence of the Ghanaian film lover.
We have not made any effort to come to terms with the simple technicalities of film-making. The sound in our movies is so bad that one often has to turn to the maximum volume to hear anything at all and woe betide you then if you absent-mindedly turned to another channel. There would be a momentary frantic fumble as everybody dashed for the remote control to bring the volume down. Worse still, there is sometimes a delay in the sound so one only hears what an actor has said after they have fallen off to sleep.
Apparently in an effort to cut costs, some film-makers in Ghana and Nigeria employ the services of a guy who writes a few verses for the whole film and then plays them repeatedly on a keyboard and sings them all himself in a rather horrible irritating voice. Sure, there must be hundreds of budding musicians in Ghana who would love their music to be on film for next to nothing. Musicians are actually paying payola to get their music played on radio. Would they not jump at an opportunity to have their music played in a film?
Even for the biggest films, I read recently, the sound engineers often pick their personal recorders and go out to record sound effects themselves. It does not cost anything. So you could sit under a tree and record birds singing or go to the market to record the market sound. These sound effects could then be used in the movie at no costs. Our movies are devoid of sound effects except for the whining “hweew” sound when a ghost disappears.
We are not doing the simple things right. Good film makers can make reasonably good films within budget constraints. A gentleman once thought of making a film. Having been afraid of ghosts all his life, he decided to counter his fears by making a scary movie. He used an ordinary camera and his own home for the filming. But he had researched the subject matter for a whole year. The result was “Paranormal Activity”, a film made with $15000 but which glossed $135,000,000 in the box office. It can be done. All we need is a little bit more imagination and creativity.
Papa Appiah
Lexeve1@yahoo.co.uk
Sunday, 19 June 2011
Say it Loud, I'm Gay and Proud
Say it Loud, I’m Gay and Proud
Centuries of oppression has not changed us one little bit. We are the same people dragged in shackles and manacles into rat-infested stinky ships and sold like cattle in foreign lands. I wasn’t there, but I can still feel the pain. I can feel the pain of the whip on my great grandfathers back as he yelled out for help. And somehow, even today, I continue to bear the strips of the whip on my back. I continue to suffer the indignity and humiliation of subtle nuanced racism. So, I happen to have more issues to worry about in this world. My burden is so heavy, that I have no time to pretend to don the cloak of a sex policeman- to decide who should have sex, and in which hole.
What any two consenting adults decide to do in their own bedroom is none of my business. It is none of my business if one decides to enter hole number one or hole number two, or spend their lives with a man or woman. One would have thought that we, having suffered the indignity of years of oppression merely because of the colour of our skin, would be more considerate of others. Yet, we are the people using some obscure verse in the book the white man brought along with his gun to bay for blood of others of different sexual orientation.
A paedophile is a paedophile, homosexual or heterosexual, and they have to face the full rigours of the law. And yet, our schools have been plagued for years by teachers exploiting young females for sexual gratification who have often escaped with a wink and a gentle slap on the wrist. And yet our depth of homophobia means that we are suddenly beginning to pursue homosexual teachers with venom their heterosexual counterparts rarely have to endure.
And Ghanaians are calling for lynching, imprisonment and harassment of people merely on the basis of their sexual orientation. The fact is that despite numerous theories, no one knows for sure why an individual risks everything to maintain a homosexual relationship. I am not going to pretend to understand. What I know, is that, as much as I despise being judged by the colour of my skin rather than by the content of my character, I am never going to judge another man merely on their sexual preference.
In a rather “unghanaian” manner, we seem to be enjoying the prospect of subjecting our fellow man to a life of secrecy, embarrassment, humiliation, depression and even suicide. We are kicking people while they are down and immensely enjoying our fleeting encounter with strength and power. But, in the end, when we have all ceased collecting our bribes, and sexually abusing our church people, and domestically abusing our wives, and started to look after our kids, and stopped raping little helpless girls, we can begin to throw stones at others.
If we cannot understand, as a people, that all human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights irrespective of colour, sex, race sexual orientation, language or religion, then I am afraid we should all be shackled and thrown back into ships. Because centuries of oppression would have taught us nothing.
Papa Appiah
Centuries of oppression has not changed us one little bit. We are the same people dragged in shackles and manacles into rat-infested stinky ships and sold like cattle in foreign lands. I wasn’t there, but I can still feel the pain. I can feel the pain of the whip on my great grandfathers back as he yelled out for help. And somehow, even today, I continue to bear the strips of the whip on my back. I continue to suffer the indignity and humiliation of subtle nuanced racism. So, I happen to have more issues to worry about in this world. My burden is so heavy, that I have no time to pretend to don the cloak of a sex policeman- to decide who should have sex, and in which hole.
What any two consenting adults decide to do in their own bedroom is none of my business. It is none of my business if one decides to enter hole number one or hole number two, or spend their lives with a man or woman. One would have thought that we, having suffered the indignity of years of oppression merely because of the colour of our skin, would be more considerate of others. Yet, we are the people using some obscure verse in the book the white man brought along with his gun to bay for blood of others of different sexual orientation.
A paedophile is a paedophile, homosexual or heterosexual, and they have to face the full rigours of the law. And yet, our schools have been plagued for years by teachers exploiting young females for sexual gratification who have often escaped with a wink and a gentle slap on the wrist. And yet our depth of homophobia means that we are suddenly beginning to pursue homosexual teachers with venom their heterosexual counterparts rarely have to endure.
And Ghanaians are calling for lynching, imprisonment and harassment of people merely on the basis of their sexual orientation. The fact is that despite numerous theories, no one knows for sure why an individual risks everything to maintain a homosexual relationship. I am not going to pretend to understand. What I know, is that, as much as I despise being judged by the colour of my skin rather than by the content of my character, I am never going to judge another man merely on their sexual preference.
In a rather “unghanaian” manner, we seem to be enjoying the prospect of subjecting our fellow man to a life of secrecy, embarrassment, humiliation, depression and even suicide. We are kicking people while they are down and immensely enjoying our fleeting encounter with strength and power. But, in the end, when we have all ceased collecting our bribes, and sexually abusing our church people, and domestically abusing our wives, and started to look after our kids, and stopped raping little helpless girls, we can begin to throw stones at others.
If we cannot understand, as a people, that all human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights irrespective of colour, sex, race sexual orientation, language or religion, then I am afraid we should all be shackled and thrown back into ships. Because centuries of oppression would have taught us nothing.
Papa Appiah
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